March 2012
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Ew. What no. Go. Far, far away.
When people make comments about wanting to have a threesome with twins…
Like…
you realize……
they are related…………..
right?!
So…….
that is the grossest thing I could probably think of doing.
According to Paige I say "Vibrator" weirdly.
This guy's Australian accent is driving me crazy.
My friend, literally, just turned 21...
And she posted a photo of her first legal beer..
I was looking at it, went to take a sip of my milk, and was surprised that it wasn’t beer.
What?
I only got ten responses to my plea for biology...
lindsayface47:
Come on, guys. I only need you to answer three questions. I need twenty five people.
Answer these: How do you feel about testing on animals for cosmetics? For medical reasons? Do you buy things tested on animals?
and tell me your age, gender, occupation, and education level.
Please. I have five assignments left in this class. I need to finish it.
I didn’t see it before...
Aw, it's that poor guy that got cheated on in...
Can he ever catch a break?!
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I want an innocent relationship
I want kisses and cuddling and innocent fun. I’m tired of all relationships being about sex nowadays. No wonder no one can stay together. What happened to cute dates and monthaversaries? I want the type of relationship that is full of excitement and doing stuff like exploring or just going out and driving as far as you can one day. I want something different.
No one does this anymore because...
I saw a picture of Mini on the Skins facebook and...
and I was like “WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!! oh.”
Why does my left arm hurt?!
I’m a right-y.
What’s this all about, body?!
jojuvaqu:
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watchusrun asked: Dear, I'm sure you have BUT HAVE YOU SEEN ALL OF THE HIMYM BLOOPERS BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST THE ABSOLUTE BEST.
Paige...
I almost had something special for you…
but then I messed up at the VERY LAST SECOND
and now I’m too frustrated to redo it.
So, we have the mantel clock in our living room...
And it stopped ticking yesterday.
So, I started freaking out to my dad about how he needed to fix it.
And then I started screaming into the fireplace “DOCTOR!! IT STOPPED!! DOCTOR!!!”
The look on my dad’s face…
was something like “how am I going to sedate her long enough to get to the mental hospital?”
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Mark and I are getting frozen yogurt after work...
We’re either in high school
or suburban parents.
And I’m okay with that.
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My dad and I are arguing about who has done...
I went to NYCC.
He went to the PC expo there for years in the 90s…
I actually think he wins…
Someone just said "Amanda Palmer plays ukulele...
Um…
what?
If you’re talking about the way she grabs a D…well..half the people I know that play ukulele grab it like that.
And if you’re talking about the fact that she’s using a pick…just shut the fuck up and hold your breath for ten minutes.
And if you’re talking about anything else…
You’re just fucking stupid. Obviously she plays it well...
I HATE THIS SO MUCH, GUYS!!
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NOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOOOW
HALF WAY DONE!!
I may have been reading this entire thing, so far, to the tune of Ukulele Anthem.
Alternating between that an Leeds United.
Please, someone send help.
February 2012
Okay, goodbye!
Like I said before, I’m going to be off of Tumblr for the evening so I can be a proper student.
We’ll talk tomorrow.
Don’t cry.
Shh..
It’ll be okay.
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Oh man!! I am so terrible at texting!!
Mark has been texting me all morning asking if I want to get lunch before I go to work.
Now it’s too late.
NVM. I found my blue barracuda shirt!
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Can Karen please not leave?
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Do I really not own anything blue AND gold?
This is like that time that I had to wear something formal and pink to a party…and realized the only pink thing I owned was my Jenny Lewis t-shirt…which would have been awkwardly informal.
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NBC is having a 29 cent shipping sale today!
Tonight I write!
I’m going to prenatally control Tumblr so that I can write a paper…about tumblr.
But it's on white...
I don’t want to have to dye it.
A Carl Sagan shirt?!
Purchased.
UGH. When someone reads Shakespeare like this.
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This bitch is crey.
Facebook, how do I use you?
Why are you telling me when this person updates their status?!
I broke my fun-stick in half.
My tongue is very blue.
My Fun Dip stick says "Lik-a-stix"
NO THANKS!
I was such a pretentious fuck in high school...
Arguably, I suppose I still am…
IT WOULD NOT BE A 90s MOVIE WITHOUT HYSTERICAL...
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planecrashinc replied to your post: planecrashinc replied to your post: I’m so glad…
Can I just do a reverse Ariel and give the dude up for the voice?
If only it worked like that!!
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planecrashinc replied to your post: I’m so glad I’m done with math.
I could’ve written that down to every line.
We’ll figure it out, or maybe not. Something will happen…
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I'm so glad I'm done with math.
I’m so good at half of so many things.
I’m good at science, but I’m terrible at math.
I’m alright with song writing, I’m terrible at singing.
I’m good at relationships, I’m terrible with commitment.
"Some kind of a Dr. Spock"
What?
No.
Just say Vulcan.
I was just like "I want chocolate...but I don't...
“…OH WAIT I HAVE ALL THAT VALENTINE’S DAY CANDY!!!”